You Too Can Be a Reporter

Let's see. A story should cover these imortant points, usually.

Who:

An anonymouse White House source
A terrorist sympathizer
A partisan Democrat
An innocent Republican, accused of a crime
A missing girl in Aruba

What:

Provided mitigating circumstances for administration actions
Gave comfort to our enemies by saying, "..."
Said, "..." in an attempt to ridicule or embarass the administration
Agrees to fully cooperate in the investigation
Is still missing and there are no leads

When:

2001, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 1776
Recently
This week
In a recent press interview
As of today

Where:

The White House
At a fund raiser
At a Meeting of partisan supporters
Before a special prosecutor
Duh, Aruba?

Why:

Now this one is too much. I covered
four things already. That should be enough.