No Shit?

Headline for an AP story over at Yahoo News.

Study: Reading Key to College Success

I stopped reading there, but I have more headlines they are free to use.

Study: Skis Key To Downhill Racing
Study: Two Key To Tango

And my favourite.

Study: Internets Key To Blogging

Just let me know if you want more, Yahoo. These are free but additional ones will cost ya.