Tuesday, May 02, 2006

The $100 Oil Rebate


Everyone knows that proposal has only one purpose: to buy your vote in November.

Since the majority of US don't want the rebate, we should assume we don't get one. Then, when your check arrives, write something on the face of it and mail it back. Make your comment pithy and genuine. Might I suggest:

I'm sorry, but my vote is not for sale.

Or:

Take this money and use it to solve the energy problem.

Or:

We can't afford another hand-out.

Or my first choice:

Take this check and stuff it where it'll never see daylight!

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

When you get your check, put a Star of David on one side, and a pentagram on the other, then mail it back. They'll know what you mean....

5/04/2006 11:55:00 PM  
Blogger SPIIDERWEB™ said...

Not a bad idea. Yeah, they would get it.

5/05/2006 01:12:00 AM  

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