Dog blogging

In an attempt to counter the cat blogging, although that's here too, I have dog blogging.

A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me...
They must be Gods!

A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me...
I must be a God!

(via Jonco)

I read somewhere that you might say the following to a dog:

Hey, Rex, you're such a good dog. I really love you, Rex. I'm so lucky to have a nice companion like you, Rex.

The dog hears:

eihj Rex dire doii rubeb seiee e fdoiv dieo w dovue dneo vlie Rex doiem woend qoen a aodufn oeng aodn Rex.