Embarrassing Moments

We've all had them. For instance this one:

My mother-in-law was introducing several people. She introduced her daughter to one young man and her daughter said, "No I'm over here." The young man said, "I know. I'm wall-eyed. I am looking at you."

So what embarrassing moments have you had? I'll tell one more. This one on myself:

I was talking to a young lady at the photocopy machine and said, "My, it looks like pretty soon. So when is the baby due." She replied, "I had it two weeks ago."

To paraphrase Dave Barry: Unless you actually see a baby's head coming out of a woman, never ask her if she's preggers.

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