The Gay Agenda®

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OMG!!!1!! they've gotten to Doogie Howser MD.

Neil Patrick Harris is gay – and wants to quell recent reports that he had denied it. The actor tells PEOPLE exclusively:

"The public eye has always been kind to me, and until recently I have been able to live a pretty normal life. Now it seems there is speculation and interest in my private life and relationships.

"So, rather than ignore those who choose to publish their opinions without actually talking to me, I am happy to dispel any rumors or misconceptions and am quite proud to say that I am a very content gay man living my life to the fullest and feel most fortunate to be working with wonderful people in the business I love."

Hey, I'm just milking this for fun, but why is someone's sexual orientation news? Sure, Jeff Gannon may want to know if another man is gay for obvious reasons, but why does aunt Jane give a damn whether Doogie is?

Nevermind. This was an exclusive in PEOPLE. People, people who read PEOPLE are the strangest of people in the world.

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