Iraq Is No Quagmire
Main Entry: quag·mire
Pronunciation: 'kwag-"mI(-&)r, 'kwäg-
Function: noun
1 : soft miry land that shakes or yields under the foot
2 : a difficult, precarious, or entrapping position : PREDICAMENT
That's like referring to bubonic plague as acne or a fourteen car pile-up as a fender bender. Folks this is no "predicament".
Iraq isn't "difficult", its impossible.
Iraq isn't "precarious", its hopeless.
Iraq isn't "entrapping", its a bear trap.
Iraq is an apocalypse, calamity, débâcle, or tragedy, but hardly a "predicament".
May I suggest we all retire "quagmire" for the duration?
Hey, ya like the pretentious use of the word débâcle rather than the pedestrian debacle? I think it adds a certain je ne sais quoi. Oops, more pretention.
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