Things I'm Not Blogging About Because I Respect You

Spider monkey
Synthetic dog testicles.

Robo-phone-calls to annoy voters.

The male hooker who had to step down from his position as head of a national prostitution ring.

The String Cheese Incident's demise.

Prince Harry naked.

Snoop Dog packing heat.

Iceland.

Jerry Falwell on Hilliary Clinton. Hey, watch your mind. I didn't mean that literally.

Katherine Harris. I would link to something positive about her, but fell asleep trying to find anything. No one seems to like her.

And last but not least for now:

The teen who was attacked by a spider monkey.

Aren't you glad I didn't have a pic of Prince Harry naked?