The War On Christmas™
So here, in the week before Christmas, the lights are up, the guy down the block got his house listed in the Rocky Mountain News as one of the best lit houses in the city, and ours is about the only house on our side of the street sans exterior lights. Damned neighbors are going to guilt me into putting lights up outside next year. Or at least pay someone to do it.
Ya see? Ya SEE? Absolutely no Christmas spirit. Great.
Now Frankenoid, ya gotta fight that urge next year to feel shame. You are doing nothing wrong. This is war and whatever ya gotta do in time of war is completely justified and should bring you no guilty feelings.
Did I get that about right, George? Sleep tight little guy.
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