Woman's Farts Ground Plane

That's the headline, written by a headline writer who was trying to be cute rather than accurate. The first line of the story says why the plane was grounded and it makes perfect sense.

A plane was forced to make an emergency landing after a passenger struck a match to cover up the smell of her breaking wind. [emphasis mine]

Ya just don't light matches on commercial aircraft unless its China Airlines (Maybe it was Cathay Pacific. Can't remember.) which still allows smoking in the rear seats during international flights.

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