Come on. Let me show you the way

Ya gotta use your imagination people. This may be thinking outside the box, but not very far outside it. Just think to yourself...hmmm...what do they not want me to say or do.

Wanna quit yer job?

What happens when Steve [Jobs] wants you to stay, and you want to quit? Piss on his desk, hilarious.

Wanna get out of serving in Iraq?

An Air Force staff sergeant who posed nude for Playboy magazine has been relieved of her duties while the military investigates, officials said Thursday.

In February's issue, hitting newsstands this week, Michelle Manhart is photographed in uniform yelling and holding weapons under the headline "Tough Love."

The following pages show her partially clothed, wearing her dog tags while working out, as well as completely nude.

"This staff sergeant's alleged action does not meet the high standards we expect of our airmen, nor does it comply with the Air Force's core values of integrity, service before self, and excellence in all we do," Oscar Balladares, spokesman for Lackland Air Force Base, said in a statement.

Don't wanna serve on jury duty?

"I don't have the highest opinion of him," a young financial analyst said. "If I had to rank people as to credibility, I wouldn't put him at the top of the list."

He was dismissed, as was a young woman who said she was "completely without objectivity" about Bush administration officials who might be called to testify.

"There is nothing they could say or do that would make me think anything positive about them," the woman said moments before she was excused from the jury pool by U.S. District Judge Reggie Walton.

Want out of the military?

There was just one problem: Copas is gay. His sexuality led to his discharge in December 2005, despite his being one of the military's relatively few Arabic speakers. He's now pursuing a Masters degree in counseling at East Tennessee State University.

Are you listening to me First Lt. Ehren Watada? Ya don't have to go to prison.

Hey, even if you aren't gay, hate Cheney (how could you not?), shy about peeing in front of someone or embarrassed to take off your clothes in front of a camera, isn't that better than getting your ass shot off in Iraq? Just asking.