How to parent
Boss: So, how was everybody's weekend?
Mother of the year, proudly: I got so drunk at my daughter's sixth birthday party that I passed out on the couch at three p.m. I think my husband kept an eye on all the kids, but either way, everyone was gone when I woke up at 5:30.
Lebanon, New Jersey
Overheard by: she was gone, too, from the sound of it.
Mother to child: No, we already have nine guns at home!Wal-Mart Supercenter, Conneaut Lake Road
Meadville, Pennsylvania
Kid yelling: What are we doing after dinner? [Parents ignore him] What are we doing after dinner?!
Mom, calmly: Stop yelling, or I'll have to kill you.--10th St, between Broadway & University
Overheard by: Calling the Morgue
(all via Overheard in New York or Overheard in the Office)
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