What's up with Fidel Castro?

We keep getting conflicting reports. Would someone please go see what is true?

Ailing Cuban leader Fidel Castro is in "very grave" condition after three failed operations and complications from an intestinal infection, a Spanish newspaper said Tuesday.

His son says he's improving.

Cuba's ailing leader Fidel Castro, not seen in public since surgery nearly six months ago, is on the mend, his son and namesake Fidel Castro Diaz-Balart told local media during a visit to Chile, the El Mercurio newspaper reported on Sunday.

Or he's dead.

My sources are telling me that Fidel Castro is dead.

Or not.

President Hugo Chavez said Friday that Fidel Castro is not dying of cancer, saying he had spoken with the ailing Cuban leader by phone and he is eating cautiously and well enough to joke.

Or he is dying.

U.S. intelligence officials believe that Cuban President Fidel Castro has terminal cancer and will not return to power, despite statements by that country's government that he will return to his post once he recovers from the abdominal surgery he had in July, according to a report in Time magazine.

Or he's not dying.

Cuban officials told a group of visiting U.S. lawmakers that Fidel Castro does not have cancer or a terminal illness, the head of the delegation said Sunday.

Jesus H Christ on a lawn chair, will someone find out the truth? Does Fidel have a MySpace account? How about Friendster? I'd settle for his email addy right now.

Inquiring minds want to know, ya know?