Thank you, Bush, you fucking idiot

This might appear at first to be bad news, but...

India will soon test fire a new missile capable of carrying nuclear warheads across much of Asia and the Middle East, a top defence scientist claimed today.

In a bold marketing move, McDonald's® has announced they will start including in each Happy Meal® an ICBM and a nuclear warhead.

Of course, because they're a responsible company, each meal will include the warning such devices should never ever be used against others unless it is really really necessary.

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