What is the world coming to?

File under: I can't make this shit up.

Ya gotta protect yourselves. the zombies are coming. How long before the GOP starts flogging Americans with this newest non-threat threat?

The Zombie Preparedness Initiative is a knowledge base provided by a community of citizens concerned about the impending zombie invasion and the iminant disaster that is sure to follow. We are not claiming to be experts on anything, we are merely doing what we can to gather knowledge and share the aquired information with the public. By doing this, we hope to help people prepare for the very real threat that we shall face when zombies show up and governments have not taken the time to prepare.

Now the vampires do scare me. I think my neighbor is one. Or, he just loves red wine. I'm keeping an eye on him.