Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Embattled Attorney General Resigns

Finally fucking time.
Attorney General Alberto R. Gonzales, whose tenure has been marred by controversy and accusations of perjury before Congress, announced his resignation in Washington today, declaring that he had “lived the American dream” by being able to lead the Justice Department.

What? No spending time with teh family? What a wimp.

Via New York Times.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

He doesn't have a family.

Gonzales was created from a chemical process in a vat deep in some Texas bunker. They are assiduously germinating others as we speak.

8/28/2007 12:12:00 PM  

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