You are a terrorist

This is something I've been cogitating about for a while. Its an interesting mind exercise.

You are a terrorist and want to inflict harm on the US. How?

1. You could ship explosives or anything else into the US via (new today) an approved shipper.

2. You could send instructions to the hoards via email or snail mail to Canada or Mexico and have someone take them to the US. Even if they fly, I've never seen an X-ray machine get all hot and bothered because your luggage contained "paper".

This's based on my understanding Canada and Mexico aren't Orwellian states yet.

3. You could email to the US using graphics instead of text. It stops spammers and they're probably more clever than the government.

4. The obvious, you could use a complicated code so "grandma" refers to the cell leader.

Personal note: I always suspected my dead grandmother was a cell leader, or a member of Greenpeace. I'm a little foggy on this. We should have talked more.

Any other schemes you may have are appreciated.

Face it folks, there're many ways to circumvent security. You're still more likely to die on your way to work. Sorry to remind you.


Oh yeah, one of the definitions for "die" is: To cut into small cubes. Yuck!!!1!!

Hey! You doubted I could tie that first graphic to this post? Pshaw. Ye of little faith.