Monkey business at Indian airport

Wildlife officials were struggling to catch a monkey which sneaked inside the security area of New Delhi's international airport and forced the brief closure of the VIP lounge, a security official said on Monday.

The lounge at the airport was partially closed for more than an hour on Sunday after the monkey scampered through the international departures terminal.

Wildlife officials have been trying to capture him.

Of course the Bush administration identified said monkey as a member of al-Qaeda and immediately sent several hundred troops in to help with the capture. In spite of recent changes to interrogation rules, it will be water-boarded and forced to eat red meat.

Via Reuters.