Do you read labels?

I thought not.

I didn't until the doc told me to cut back on salt, which I haven't done, and I found almost nothing on the supermarket shelf did not contain salt. Even canned tuna has mucho salt. I thought, oh, a simple tuna sandwich would be good, but the salt's already fucking in it.

So I quit worrying about salt. The meds do wonders.

Back to the topic.

Do you know of TSP?

Trisodium phosphate has been used by painters for years and years as a heavy duty degreaser and all purpose cleaner. TSP is formulated for removing Grease, soot,and lead paint dust cleanup. A washing of surfaces prior to painting helps insure a good clean "bite" for the finish coats of paint.

1/2 cup per gallon of hot water makes short work of removing grease from driveways and garage floors.

Paint Remover: Most latex paints including milk paint, on furniture can be removed by scrubbing with a strong solution of TSP. After stripping any piece of wood its always a good idea to wash well with TSP to remove the wax that is in most paint removers.

How about Cheerios™?

Made from 100% whole grain oats, Cheerios cereal has no artificial colours or flavours. Those wholesome little Os are low in fat and saturated fat, and have no cholesterol. Cheerios is also an excellent source of iron, and a source of fibre and folic acid. On top of all that, Cheerios has only one gram of sugar.

Ingredients: Whole Grain Oats, Modified Corn Starch, Corn Starch, Sugar, Salt, Tocopherols, Trisodium Phosphate, Calcium Carbonate, Natural Colour. Contains Wheat Ingredients. [emphasis mine]

So stop ragging on China, capiche? General Mills©, Inc. is out to get you. Muahahaha.

Jesus H Christ with a suntan, but we do our best to inform y'all.