Movies aren't real

I'm all over the place right now so please bear with me.

Actually that looks fucking real to me despite all the people watching, filming and such, but that isn't the point of this post.

Why don't directors insist on reality? I watched a movie last night, can't remember the title, but a couple were in bed. He's all hot and bothered and she declined his advances. Happens all the time. No biggie.

Then, in boxer shorts, which kind of puts a crimp in the thing; I mean naked makes much more sense, he gets out of bed. And guess what?

NO ERECTION!

Yeah, right.

Please note: In spite of my majoring in English, I can't punctuate worth a damn. Please be kind. I'm trying my best.

Via Jonco.