Stolen

Stolen in its entirety from Jonco who should appreciate his being displayed on this totally awesome site. Typos included. Hahaha

The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged a highlysecret plan they had funded with the U.S. auto makers for the pastfive-years.

The NTSB covertly funded a project, whereby the auto makers wereinstalling black boxes in four wheel drive pick-up trucks in an effortto determine, in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash.

They were surprised to find in 49 of the 50 states the last wordsof drivers in 61.2% of fatal crashes were, "Oh, Shit!"

Only the state of Texaswas different, where 89.3% of the finalwords were, "Hey Y'all, watch this!"