Brazil discovers huge new oil reserves

SHIT! Now Bush is gonna want to invade Brazil. I'll bet the plans are being drawn up as I type.

Is there no end to this?

Brazil has discovered huge new petroleum reserves in its south that could turn the country into one of the biggest oil producers in the world, the government and its state-controlled oil company announced Thursday.

I used the picture from Sports Illustrated (obviously swimsuit edition). It's a perfect fit for the story. The models are using suntan oil.

Via AFP.