Senator: U.S. has become haven for war criminals

More than 1,000 people from 85 countries who are accused of such crimes as rape, killings, torture and genocide are living in the United States, according to Department of Homeland Security figures.

Hey, I'm just a dense idiot, but what am I missing here?

The Department of Homeland Security has figures which show 1,000+ war criminals are in the US?

Forgive me for this: HOW THE FUCK DID THEY GET IN? Why does America even have a goddam Department of Homeland Security if this shit can happen? Just asking.

I think Jill's (Brilliant at Breakfast) idea of stabbing oneself in the head with an ice pick is looking pretty good right now.

Via McClatchy.