Bumper stickers

Great! Now I'm hungry.
These are some I hadn't seen before.

Better half a slogan...

If God is within, I hope he likes enchiladas!

Carpe Diem = Seize the day. Carp In Denim = Fish in pants.

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

Via Bumper Stickers (warning: long list. many old ones).