A panda walks into a cafe....

Its been a long time, but I'm a fucking sucker for a pun.

A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and proceeds to fire it at the other patrons.

"Why?" asks the confused, surviving waiter amidst the carnage, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.

"Well, I'm a panda," he says at the door. "Look it up."

The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation. "Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats shoots and leaves."

Sorry, but I'll subject you to more of these. In fact am surprised I haven't already.

Be forewarned. They get much worse than this one. I have no fucking taste nor shame.

Courtesy link Jonco.