Spongebob Squarepants Musical Rectal Thermometer

OK. This is a perfect example of how I steal shit from others. I just couldn't let you go on living without seeing this.

I was shopping at the supermarket yesterday when I came upon a unique piece of Nickelodeon merchandising - a Spongebob Squarepants Musical Rectal Thermometer! Yes, it’s musical. And yes, it’s clearly marked for rectal use. It actually plays the Spongebob theme in your ass when your temperature is taken!

Tell me please, should this be tagged as "humor disgusting?"

Via Jonco.