To set the record straight

Hey, someone has to do it.

First off, I'm a guy which will make this all understandable.

Burritos and enchiladas are breakfast foods as is cold pizza. Rice Krispies and Corn Flakes are dinner foods on occasion. Burgers are fine for any meal.

Diana, James Dean, Marilyn Monroe, Elvis, Che Guevara, Anna Nicole Smith, Bob Marley, Jim Morrison, all dead as will be you eventually. Forget about them.

If you have to stand in line or wait more than 5 minutes in a fast food store, it is no longer fast food.

If you need to cut down on sodium, don't buy food in a grocery store. All such foods have sodium added.

All cars are kewl, even the Edsel. Some are ugly, but even ugly has its appeal.

There was no earthly need for the Sound of Music.

Microwave ovens are too slow.

Almost anything on a car can be fixed with one of 2 wrenches (or Vise Grips) and a screwdriver.

With few exceptions, cats are a waste of fur. I had one. It was pure white and the size of a medium dog. He loved to scratch the hell out of my arms when we played. He actually attacked dogs who tried to come into the yard. One day he disappeared. Haven't had a cat since.