Shark attacks have Mexico resort area in panic

Sorry, but you're in for some more of my sick humor.

No one could even remember a shark attack along this resort-studded stretch of Mexican coast popular with surfers and Hollywood's elite. Many of the large predators had been pulled from the ocean by fishermen.

So when sharks attacked three surfers in less than a month, two fatally, it was unthinkable.

That's fucking inflation for you. It only took one shark in Jaws to scare off tourists and close the goddamn beach.

Can the administration be blamed in some way? Work on it for me.

Yes the image is doctored. Anything from Worth 1000 is phony. That's their raison d'être.

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