Islam and the rapture

Picture from My Confined Space.
OK, here's my take on all this.

Islamics just need to be patient! If the moron in the White House and the fundies are correct, and I serious doubt they are, the rapture is coming. Got it?

Benies (benefits) for ya'll. All the fucking Christians (And those heretics who don't fuck.) will be gone. Taken to Heaven by angels or... Poof! Hence the picture.

The world is yours. You just have to sit back and wait.

So stop with the goddamn bloodshed for now you silly rabbits and I'm hopeful we'll do the same. K?

Sorry, the meds just aren't working right now.