The world needs to produce 50% more food by 2030 to meet increasing demand, UN chief Ban Ki-moon warned today.
Let me see if I have this right. Not to be too snarky, but I can't help it.
The world needs more food and the solution is... to produce more food.
With all due respect, sir, but the demand is already here or you wouldn't be holding a fucking summit on the "world food crisis". Am I right?
Got it. I'm ready for my assignment at the UN.
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