Canadians can't do anything right

Just what in the fucking world were they thinking? Why would they ever want to keep their spy agency secret and invisible?

Take out some adds in newpapers and magazines for God's sake. Hire yourselves a really good PR firm. Have you considered t-shirts?

You silly Canucks. I didn't even know you had a spy agency. Do they wear the red and black uniforms with the Smokey Bear hats too?

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