Miss Beverly Hills Achieves The Impossible

This ain't no rabbit hole. It's far worse than that. And much more bizarre than anything you've imagined. Yes, your meds have failed you. And they've returned with the vengeance of a really bad burrito.

It seems California produces multiple flaxen haired 'beauty' queens who are sympathetic to Uganda. Or completely loony as in Republican theofascists. Take your pick and take you're chances.

Ha.

Carrie Prejean isn’t the only beauty queen open to expressing her objection to same-sex marriage. Miss Beverly Hills 2010 Lauren Ashley is also speaking out in support of traditional nuptials.

“The Bible says that marriage is between a man and a woman. In Leviticus it says, ‘If man lies with mankind as he would lie with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination. They shall surely be put to death and their blood shall be upon them.’ The Bible is pretty black and white,” Ashley told Pop Tarts.

“I feel like God himself created mankind and he loves everyone, and he has the best for everyone. If he says that having sex with someone of your same gender is going to bring death upon you, that’s a pretty stern warning, and he knows more than we do about life.”

All emphasis is the authors. I swear. Accept it.

Homosexuality is God`s way of ensuring that the truly gifted aren`t burdened with children.
-- Sam Austin

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