A network in search of some footage

Dawn Brancheau & ?

Zomg! CNN and probably all other networks, appear ready to cut throats and trample babies in search of someone who took video of Tilikum the killer whale's killing trainer Dawn Brancheau, 40, at Sea World© at Busch Gardens© in Florida. Wolf Blitzer has blue balls because he's having to show benign pictures of a docile killer whale just floating around. They need carnage!!1!!!

If they find the pictures they're after the screen could go black momentarily as they have a collective orgasm in Atlanta.

The whale has been previously involved in two fatal incidents. To be fair, the situations were quite different.

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