Instructions For Teh Stupid
This is unbelievable. You can't warn everyone not to do any moronic thing they might think of doing. I'm expecting to see this warning very soon on packages of spaghetti. I mean, that could really cause a problem, right? Just asking.
(via Jonco)
2 Comments:
Are these edible?
Can I use them to remove boogers from those hard to reach places?
Can I use them to remove unwanted items from my eyes?
Do these work on ear wax?
No, yes, yes, yes.
But never, ever, ever try to use them as any form of sex toy. That's all we're saying here.
Oh yeah, don't try to take them onto an airliner. Damn, we meant to mention that on the package.
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