Sunday, November 26, 2006

Instructions For Teh Stupid


This is unbelievable. You can't warn everyone not to do any moronic thing they might think of doing. I'm expecting to see this warning very soon on packages of spaghetti. I mean, that could really cause a problem, right? Just asking.

(via Jonco)

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are these edible?

Can I use them to remove boogers from those hard to reach places?

Can I use them to remove unwanted items from my eyes?

Do these work on ear wax?

11/27/2006 04:53:00 AM  
Blogger SPIIDERWEB™ said...

No, yes, yes, yes.

But never, ever, ever try to use them as any form of sex toy. That's all we're saying here.

Oh yeah, don't try to take them onto an airliner. Damn, we meant to mention that on the package.

11/27/2006 07:54:00 AM  

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