Hey, I Need Your Help

I am 394 visitors short of 10,000. Did you catch that? Ten fucking thousand!!!1!! Before I started blogging, I didn't know 10,000 people and only knew 2 I liked. So this is a huge step in my therapy.

So I'm calling on all my readers, well my 3 regulars, to spread the word. Visit SPIIDERWEB™ and win fantastic prizes. Want a new BMW? How about your own Pacific island? An 8-piece place setting of plastic dishes? Hey, we've got all of 'em.

Ok, I admit I lied about the prizes, but I'm entitled because our president lies all the time.