President Bush in a nut house shell

During today's White House press conference, President Bush was asked if he thought Iraq is in the middle of a civil war.

The President replied: "It's hard for me living in this beautiful White House¹ to give you an assessment, a first hand assessment. I haven't been there². You have, I haven't. But I do talk to people who are³ and people whose judgment I trust⁴ and they would not qualify it as that. There are others who think it is⁵."

¹ Read the word bubble.
² A bold-faced lie and we've the pix to prove it.
³ Probably a lie. I doubt if he talks to anyone in Iraq.
⁴ That would be Cheney and Barney.
⁵ So my decision as the "decider" is...maybe?