When the internets tubes go bad

Someone found SPIIDERWEB™ by searching ASK.com®:

average time to get pregnant at

Ignoring the grammar, what the fuck?

I'm not, don't expect to be and am incapable of being preggers. Nor do I think I have anything much to add to a discussion on the subject.

So how in hell did they find me with such a search?

Its a conspiracy, right? I mean they'll next find me with a search for jelly fish donuts? You know, the kind with the jelly fish fillings?

I'd better hide.