A challenge to Eli

I'm numero uno, at least in searches for Michelle Malkin anchor baby.

Yes!!!1!!

It isn't as sexy as Eli's "bully gave me a wedgie pulled up my underwear pictures" search or "pimples under baby’s eyes", but I'm still number one on the anchor baby search.

Hey, I take my conquests seriously and revel in being first.

OK, I'm a Google whore.

I'm also confused. Many bloggers do searches on their names and Michelle has never commented on my many posts about her being an anchor baby.

Hmmm. Because she realizes she is and can't defend herself? Just asking.

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