Sometimes its difficult being a dirty old man

He's obviously in the wrong country. In some countries this would get him laid.

Man: Do you wanna ride in the sidecar of my motorbike? My son does that all the time. We go really fast!
Teen girl: Yeah, sure, I'd love to go in your pre-war sidecar. With a bit of luck all my friends will see me with some crazy bald man and that will be the end of my life. No, thanks!

Ah, the difficulty of pickup-lines. They work differently depending on location.

Via Overheard in New York.