Pirate attacks up 14 percent worldwide, maritime watchdog says

I personally blame bloggers with their damn "Talk Like a Pirate Day". Which is precisely why I refuse to do it.

Or maybe I should blame the movies. Hmmm. I've a quandary here.

People who talk the talk may just end up walking the walk. Capiche?

My advice: Don't fuck with pirates. This advice is worth exactly what you're paying for it.

Via Chicago Sun-Times.