Quote of the day

I'm a sick son of a bitch which is why I can't get enough of Emo.

"At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote."

-- Emo Phillips
Comedian

Which I also could say about Steven Wright. Wait! I just did say it about Steven Wright.

I think the meds have kicked in again.

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