Pets
OK, our subject is pets.
I've had a dog which bit me.
I had a bull calf who loved to hit me with his head. In case you are not from the country, a bull calves's head is approximately the equivalent of stone.
I had a cat which loved to scratch the hell out of me.
Also had an iguana which shredded my forearms. Why the fuck I never got infected is a mystery to me.
I had tarantulas, scorpions and piranhas, none of which did me any harm.
Gander? Yeah, he was a piece of work. Left welts for weeks on my hands.
Then there was the fucking rooster who loved to stab me with his spurs.
Jesus H Christ in the saddle how did I forget this? I've had two horses try their fucking best to kill me. One nearly did.
Come to think of it, being slow to learn, I don't think I like animals.
Labels: pets
0 Comments:
Post a Comment
<< Home