19-year-old girl Alia Sabur world's youngest professor

Sorry, but I couldn't pass this up even though I should have.

This is for all of you who are still students.

Alia Sabur, 19, was announced the youngest full-time college professor in history by the Guinness Book of World Records, media reported Tuesday.

That happened last month, when the venerable publication named Sabur the world's youngest college professor.

All I can say is: YOU'RE A BUNCH OF FUCKING SLACKERS!!!1!!

Via Xinhua.