Sometimes I'm dumbfounded

Truth is I often am dumbfounded and dumblosted. I was gonna post this for your amusement and then found something even more interesting.

It seems the public is aware, sorta, of global warming.

Bimbette #1: The weather has been crazy.
Bimbette #2: Yeah, I thought we were having global warming yesterday.

--1 train

This is the one that made me lose it.

Gucci girl #1: Okay, let's play 'Would You Rather?'!
Gucci girl #2: Okay.
Gucci girl #1: Would you rather... be an auto mechanic or... die of breast cancer?

--F train

Overheard by: My sister

Both from Overheard in New York.