We start with humor

As a skydiver...well technically former...MAN this looks like fun.


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My new cellular phone
Well, not exactly "new". Its an early model with no cam, but seems to work just fine. Except sending SMS/text messages is a fucking bitch.

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However, I still prefer my other phone.



Jesus H Christ with his horse
which he couldn't make drink*
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* Not sure this is an internationally known quote or just American: You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink.

What does it mean? Not quite sure how to explain. What do you think I am, a goddamn information booth?