I'm too sexy for my clothes...

Its not all gloom and doom.

A German bus driver threw a 20-year-old off because he said she was too sexy for his bus. "He opened the door and shouted 'Your cleavage is distracting me every time I look into my mirror and I can't concentrate on the traffic'," the woman said.

Via The Signs.

There is, apparently, some dispute about whether this happened or was just a threat.

And even more cleavage trouble (above pic).

Its a mad, mad world.