Turkey detects bird flu virus in poultry

I'm confused. A turkey is pointing a finger (wing?) at chickens? This is just too bizarre.

Turkey detected bird flu virus in dead chickens found late last month in the northern part of the country after it had started culling poultry due.

No I didn't read the actual story. I'm just riffing on the headline and first sentence.

This is what passes as humor for me.

Yeah, joking about H5N1 is fucking despicable. Have I ever claimed I'm not despicable? Just asking.

Via Reuters.