Count your blessings

Ya think you have it bad?

In addition to intermittent ISP access. I have a toilet that won't flush, a tap that won't turn off, dogs that won't stop barking unless they're licking me, a missing stand for my skeleton (30"), super glue on my fingers, a wife who is missing (could be worse), no money and bathroom tissue with no perforations.

That last one really pisses me off.

Just match all that.

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