Yes, I will get serious. Just not for now.
This guy’s in the rear of a full elevator and he shouts, “Ballroom please.”
A lady standing in front of him turns around and says, “I’m sorry, I didn’t realize I was crowding you.”
I think a fucking rim shot is in order here.
Jesus H Christ on the comedy circuit, but that's a goddamn lame joke. I have no idea why I think its funny.
But I do.
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