So much concern

How do all these fucking people know I need Viagra®, Levitra® or Cialis® and how do they know I can wait 30 minutes for it to work?

Are there some kind of God damn cameras around of which I'm unaware? Am I always this damn transparent? Has someone been talking?

About that last question: I've never met her. I've been spending all my time golfing and hiking the Appalachian Trail. Know what I mean, know what I mean? Nudge nudge. Know what I mean? Say no more, say no more?